Hannah B. Copenhagen is the very definition of an ideal American presidential candidate, continually setting higher standards of excellence, while expanding her interests in making fun of other people and threatening her employees. Ms. Copenhagen has authored over fifteen hundred tweets. Her first tweet, “banana”, is considered a classic and one of the most favorited tweets of all time. During the 2014 presidential campaign, Ms. Copenhagen had no interest in politics. Recently, she has campaigned throughout an entire block in her neighborhood She is completely free of any political background (like Donald Trump). She is incapable of making a fool of herself (unlike Donald Trump). She refuses to take a stance on any major issues (like Donald Trump) and during her free time, she does homework (unlike Donald Trump).
Words and Video by Mina Choe