After listening to my unsubstantiated advice, you’re probably wondering, why the (excuse my language) frick am I listening to this guy? I’m wondering the same thing. All of the things that I’ve written about in my posts I learned from looking at other people’s outfits and listening to Kanye. Who listens to Kanye anymore? The answer is everyone. Everyone listens to Kanye. Therefore everyone should listen to me. 17/38 doctors recommend listening to me and doctors are smart. Listen to your doctor for a happy, healthy life.
Anyway! As mentioned earlier, I’ve learned how to dress by looking at artists like Kanye, Ta-ku, ESTA, and a whole bunch of Instagram accounts. The outfits they wear inspire the outfits that I put together. Notice I said inspire, because there is no way that my wallet would ever let me mimic their outfits exactly and my style and body type is different from theirs. As a farewell present to you, my many many many fans, I’ve put together a little album of pictures that inspire me (along with a few of my own).
As this is my last post and I’m 400% sure that you’d like to follow my future escapades in college, follow me on Twitter or Instagram or donate to my GoFundMe. All help is appreciated and will probably not go to college but will go towards some sick fits. Thanks for reading this far and if you took any of my advice I’m sorry and please don’t sue me.