Very Real: Disco Sucks


The very exclusive disco will soon be open to the public but for now, enjoy some candids of the current attendees.

Triad of ladies.

There is no specific name for a male or female fish, but a baby fish can be called a fry or a fingerling.

Fish are cold-blooded; they won’t hesitate to stab you in the back.

Fish have a good sense of taste. Don’t invite them over for dinner.

Fish will rattle their bones or grunt to communicate.





Bounce master shark.

If you flip a shark over onto their back, it will pass out.

Sharks are the only fish that can wink because they are the only fish with eyelids.

Shark meat is salty.

Female hammerhead sharks are conceited.






Party decorations.

A mantis shrimp can throw a punch with so much force that a bubble will form behind by its arm.