Haikus and Things Askew: Presidential Candidates

Elections are here
Know who to vote for, voters
Candidates are here

Presidential Candidates

Freedom ring a ling
Millennials sing a ling
Voters dong a ding


Just a joke a joke
Winning votes uh oh oh no
Might be president


Clinton history
Woman power forever
Pander cringe cringe cringe


Cruz cruisin chillin
Uh oh Trump’s a real threat
Now Cruz sink, sank, sunk


Thank you for joining
Know all the candidates well
Memes and everything