Kenny’s Diner: Third Course

WARNING: Do not attempt at home. The following video depicts dangerous activities performed by highly trained semi-professionals.

To find out what happened to our heroes, you will need to watch my entire video, however, I can report that survivors of the Fire Noodle Challenge often display the following symptoms:

  • Stomach upset or gut pain.
  • Belching and hiccups.
  • Abdominal bleeding and/or massive swelling.
  • Nausea and projectile vomiting.
  • Feelings of fullness or burning in the stomach.
  • The need to eat crunchy snacks with milk.
  • Random attraction to ice packs.
  • Sudden speech impediments.
  • Memory loss.
  • Blood in your vomit or stool (a sign that your stomach lining may be bleeding)
  • Death.